“RT @WolfpackAlan: If my ceiling fan could hold my weight, I would never be bored again.”
“Finally got all my fake nails off #ouch”
“What caleb is saying about @d_carder at work right now>>> #lmao”
“Let's go to the beach, beach. Let's go get away.”
“Carder a blood shit neverthat”
“"my head says who cares.. But my heart says, you do stupid..." lol stupid tumblr”
“My blanket after i just washed it >>>>> #soft #fresh #comfy”
“somethin bout a truck in a farmers field. <3 I am addicted to Kip Moore.”
“When the stars come out & the suns long gone, we gonna drink a lot of beer a little later on. <3”