Mitch Hedberg

Tweets about a recent trend: Mitch Hedberg

I wish my name was Brian because maybe sometimes people would misspell... #MitchHedberg #quotes https://t.co/Qy6apsScS4
RT @quotedojo: My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. ~Mitch Hedberg #funny
My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. ~Mitch Hedberg #funny
RT @quotedojo: My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. ~Mitch Hedberg #funny
RT @quotedojo: My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. ~Mitch Hedberg #funny
My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. ~Mitch Hedberg #funny
I put fruit on top of my waffles, because I want something to brush off.- Mitch Hedberg
RT @RyanBComedy: If only Trump and Mitch Hedberg could switch places. *WINK*
@theladystardvst "You don't want to be like pancakes. All fun at first, but by the end your sick of them." - Mitch Hedberg
RT @crunchenhanced: Maybe Bigfoot is just blurry. -Mitch Hedberg
RT @crunchenhanced: Maybe Bigfoot is just blurry. -Mitch Hedberg
Does anyone else think of Mitch Hedberg when they go to Subway? Is that just me?
If only Trump and Mitch Hedberg could switch places. *WINK*
@jifarris Twitter outage isn't allowing media uploads, but "Escalator temporarily stairs, sorry for the convenience." -- Mitch Hedberg
@ScottLoway Mitch Hedberg has never been so easily applied to web dev. 👏🏼
@JustOKOnline i paid $10/2 drink min for mitch hedberg so it's hard for me to justify more for someone i like less.
Mitch Hedberg everyone
My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. - Mitch Hedberg #smile #haveagreatday
Dogs are forever in the push up postion.... #MitchHedberg #quotes https://t.co/41SjCIqXbY
A severed foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer.... #MitchHedberg #quotes https://t.co/BdWntNnTuK
RT @jimandsamshow: The Mitch Hedberg joke about Nick DiPaolo #JimAndSam https://t.co/ltVGoj8AOd
My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. Mitch Hedberg
Business Cards by Mitch Hedberg now playing on @GashouseRadio https://t.co/VfwxfRFWmZ
RT @crunchenhanced: Maybe Bigfoot is just blurry. -Mitch Hedberg