Mitch Hedberg

Tweets about a recent trend: Mitch Hedberg

I wish my name was Brian because maybe sometimes people would misspell... #MitchHedberg #quotes https://t.co/Qy6apsScS4
RT @quotedojo: My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. ~Mitch Hedberg #funny
My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. ~Mitch Hedberg #funny
RT @quotedojo: My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. ~Mitch Hedberg #funny
RT @quotedojo: My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. ~Mitch Hedberg #funny
My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. ~Mitch Hedberg #funny
I put fruit on top of my waffles, because I want something to brush off.- Mitch Hedberg
RT @RyanBComedy: If only Trump and Mitch Hedberg could switch places. *WINK*
@theladystardvst "You don't want to be like pancakes. All fun at first, but by the end your sick of them." - Mitch Hedberg
RT @crunchenhanced: Maybe Bigfoot is just blurry. -Mitch Hedberg
RT @crunchenhanced: Maybe Bigfoot is just blurry. -Mitch Hedberg
Does anyone else think of Mitch Hedberg when they go to Subway? Is that just me?
If only Trump and Mitch Hedberg could switch places. *WINK*
@jifarris Twitter outage isn't allowing media uploads, but "Escalator temporarily stairs, sorry for the convenience." -- Mitch Hedberg
@ScottLoway Mitch Hedberg has never been so easily applied to web dev. 👏🏼
@JustOKOnline i paid $10/2 drink min for mitch hedberg so it's hard for me to justify more for someone i like less.
Mitch Hedberg everyone
My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. - Mitch Hedberg #smile #haveagreatday
RT @jimandsamshow: The Mitch Hedberg joke about Nick DiPaolo #JimAndSam https://t.co/ltVGoj8AOd
My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. Mitch Hedberg
Business Cards by Mitch Hedberg now playing on @GashouseRadio https://t.co/VfwxfRFWmZ
RT @crunchenhanced: Maybe Bigfoot is just blurry. -Mitch Hedberg
@budgiebin Conveyor belt sushi is great! It’s like Mitch Hedberg says “I like vending machines because snacks are better when they fall”
Remember that show 'My Three Sons'? It'd be funny if it was called 'My One Dad'... wait, what? - Mitch Hedberg #quotes