#whyimsingle

Tweets about a recent trend: #whyimsingle

#whyimsingle i like myself too much.
Ooh there's a Yes Minister marathon on Yesterday. #WhyImSingle
RT @jerrek_hosek: Cute girl smiled at me on campus and I respond by choking on water. #whyimsingle #smoothlikekeithstone
Men can't be tall enough...women can't be thin enough... #whyImsingle https://t.co/qA3si8xf3Q
Nobody likes me, whats wrong with me? Somebody likes me, whats wrong with them? #whyimsingle
RT @jerrek_hosek: Cute girl smiled at me on campus and I respond by choking on water. #whyimsingle #smoothlikekeithstone
I either get 2 reactions when I answer "how many kids do you have?" "Woooow you like to have fun!! ;)" Or They run, literally #whyimsingle
RT @kuwt_kydashians: #WhyImSingle - You can hear me clapping to the F•R•I•E•N•D•S theme song every 23 minutes
RT @kuwt_kydashians: #WhyImSingle - You can hear me clapping to the F•R•I•E•N•D•S theme song every 23 minutes
RT @kuwt_kydashians: #WhyImSingle - You can hear me clapping to the F•R•I•E•N•D•S theme song every 23 minutes
Cute girl smiled at me on campus and I respond by choking on water. #whyimsingle #smoothlikekeithstone
The most natural mug shot selfie you'll ever see if me 😂 #whyimsingle #awkwardselfie https://t.co/FzR1UjtvMm
#WhyImSingle: currently watching 101 Dalmatians in bed with my dog instead of going out
#WhyImSingle my no go list keeps getting longer...
RT @fangirlprobIem: #WhyImSingle Perché i ragazzi che trovo attraenti sono: -Famosi -Impegnati -due volte la mia età -gay -morti -non reali -in una band
Why are guys such trash? Why do they think we're obligated to reply? #fuckboy #whyImsingle https://t.co/K0ZfBR3XpP
First date in a fancy restaurant Her: this is so romantic Me: i cant see my goddamn food #whyimsingle