Tweets about a recent trend: #ThoughtsOnTheToilet

Why are handicapped parking spaces closest to the entrance, but handicapped restroom stalls are way in the back? #thoughtsonthetoilet
It would be hilarious if girls said "eat a pussy" like guys say "eat a dick" #thoughtsonthetoilet
Jessica Biel needs to have a son named, Batmo. #thoughtsonthetoilet
Trees that are cut down to make Jenga blocks are forced to repeatedly relive their own deaths. #thoughtsonthetoilet