#FailedPickUpLines

Tweets about a recent trend: #FailedPickUpLines

"You ever been kissed by a turtle?" #failedpickuplines
Reporter hits on Guy #news #fail #FailedPickuplines the best bust down of all time to me https://t.co/4sdimhyfk8
@NFaziraaa @akmalmubin hahahahaha #failedpickuplines you should learn with the master -> @faridaahamimi_
You're so hot it's a crime and since my name is McGruff you know I have to take a bite. #failedpickuplines
Girl, are you the lid on an old jar of pickled herring? Because you look like you're hard to get off and really stinky. #failedpickuplines
I like to call my bedroom Hilton Coliseum because that's where all the magic happens #failedpickuplines
That moment you have got a girls number, you see the two blue tickets and they block you...#failedpickuplines #date #love #number
Does it hurt? What? That fire you've got burning for me. Oh, that. That's heartburn. #failedpickuplines
#failedpickuplines If you were a triangle you'd be obtuse, because you're so big, like fat.