“Next year Justin Bieber BETTER be hosting the VMA's or Ima poke @MTV so hard on facebook I'll leave a bruse so big on their profile.”
“RT @mayraruiz: FYI only: today kicks off Delete-A-Friend Week on #Facebook http://bit.ly/daFHtZ "Sep 1st-7th delete one annoying Facebook friend each day"”
“@Rated_Top5 yeoooooooo who got a FaceBook...i jus made mine...i need sum friends asap...dah name shavar newkirk yurrrrr!!!!!!!! - Name ?”
“@MikeWho oh shucks...arent we already? I mean we took that big step on facebook and all”
“Did I really juss post a facebook status?”
“RT @twiquotations: Facebook should really stop telling whom to reconnect with, because that person might not want to reconnect with me. -Judy Wilhelmina #TWQ”
“@hsum0 lol u can look at my wall post to him on facebook. it's not too bad but it's definitely a slip on his end haha”
“in honor of imminent Code Triage release, hosting "catch up" BOOK GIVEAWAY. Signed copy of Disaster Status. FB page: http://snurl.com/11704b ”