“2 days until I can buy a cigar and smoke it in a strip club.”
“Homework banyak taksiap. Folio trtangguh. Salahkn kerajaan sbb bagi cuti sekejap. Padahal most of the time main Internet. #TeenagerProblems”
“I want a cloning device just so when I buy drugs I clone it and have double what was paid for #foreverneverrunningout”
“@aureliasunandar lo downlod dlu software 'downloader manager' nya klo udah, bilang ya... Ntr gw kasih tau”
“console table cabinet : Powell Mirrored Console with Silver Wood Discount Products... http://t.co/FGiLY2YO”
“Louis singing boyfriend :"Fab Fab Fab on me, shopping online while butt fucking Harry" ((Why did i make this up, I have nO LifE))”
“It seem like Verizon's mobile Internet gets slower late at night.”
“RT @PRABHFKENGILL: I am never ever gonna buy an iphone. I will stay with my blackberry no matter how much it makes me mad. #blackberrylove”
“You should buy my future book, "Unwrapped" (read previous tweets) So hot. RT: @youlovekrysta: I'm gonna get 50 Shades of Grey tomorrrrooooow”
“@LodyLucci hmmm let me go download it check this shit out... It Better be good youngin”
“OLA @HanniaNovell LA NOTICIA DE LA SANTERIA APARESE EN LA PAGINA DE INTERNET DE PROYECTO 40 ????”
“RT @SpeakComedy: Oh wow. You're really gonna fight me over the internet? What's the worst you can do, caps-lock my ass?”
“Software for the Apple Macintosh.”
