“Called a yacht broker, sed I wanted to buy a "yotched" (like "botched"). I see, sir, he sed. How large a YOTT? I corrected him. "Yotched."”
“RT @Knuttz: @jurandirfilho nada Juras, antes dela teve a da Nintendo, se não me engano com o Super-Mario, e antes disso teve uma fodástica no Vimeo”
“Swear fo Gawd I had to divorce the PITT teams cuz everytime I buy the hype, they let me down. Every time”
“I am updating my twitter on a plane from my iPad. If you had told me six years ago I could do this I would have laughed.”
“Mandandole un beso inmenso a @didi_souza q la tengo muy olvidada princess se te kiere!”
“RT @sweethazel89: I am going to go to pathmark and buy some stuff 4 this hurricane in case it do happen-whens da hurricane?”
“New in #Android: Samsung Galaxy Tab Hands-On Preview Roundup; Consensus: It's The First Serious Android Tablet http://bit.ly/bOYeFZ ”