“RT @BestWorstAdvice: Love someone? Let them go. If they don't come back, stalk the fuck out of them.”
“@Prepare2BAmazed the guinea pig in relationship experiments. I'm sick of these boys out here. They needs grow up. They make females this way”
“StopNshop, mobile and CVS are out of useful batteries in Harwich, MA”
“Fire alarm went off and now one of the dev guys is walking around with the extinguisher to put people out if they are on fire.”
“@_CarrieS Boss out of town. going 2 drink it all. hangover not an issue.//sweet!//that's what I'm saying. reading fic too.”
“I must've worked out well at #BodyPump tonight because I was shaking with hunger after the class was finished.”
“lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! my girl seh she tek out the chicken fi him cooooooooooook! lol lol!!!!!!!!! way to tek the girl man eee”
“Congrats Phani RedBus Sharma Proud BITS Pilani Alum for Power of Ideas Ticket to comfortable ride -The Economic Times - http://toi.in/cR05qB”
“I have to run 2.5 miles on the wretched treadmill because the rain faked me out today.”
“@MannyJayFresh they got alot going on out here we trying to see if u wanted to come out here”
“Put my out of office auto-reply on.... welcoming the 4 day weekend!”