“Why did the chicken cross the road?
To prove to the opossum that it could be done....”
“Armadillos, opossums, and sloth’s spend about 80% of their lives sleeping.”
“I hate it when U feel obligated to complete someone else's half-assed Opossum roadkill. #humane”
“If you see an opossum try to kill it.”
“@Stephanietibble I think you're an idiot and it was probably an opossum and youre only saying it was a box to feel better about yourself”
“@Zeewittleducky I think I murdered an opossum, or a really large box today!”
“Почему я только сегодня узнаю , что у нас консультация по русскому ><”
“Sick and fuckin tired of the retard jokes im not smart but im not a Goddamn retard”
