“I suck at catching mountain lions... Note to self: don't jump off the porch.”
“These Slizzard Ass Cougars & Mountain Lions At Tha Bar Got Me Weak”
“We slew lions in the mountain passes!”
“Who slew lions in the mountain passes.”
“I slew lions in the mountain passes!”
“@YouLoveThe_D I hope you're with me baby so the mountain lions can eat us together.”
“Mountain lions are fierce 8ft long”
“Dey jus did dese mountain lions in on animal planet”
“When I said it. I shudda listened. Run from the mountain lions!!!!”